It was just fucking awesome.

I could only be talking about Chicago.

I just got in at 6:30 this morning. Ohh the Megabus, how I miss you already. Seriously, once you get past the motion sickness and the stiff and uncomfortable seats, the Megabus is a pleasure. No, privilege, really.

Now to what happened...

In Chicago I saw Harrison. I also got to see and hang out with Nik Nerbern and Jais for two days straight (or what felt like weeks of fun). I also met some cool dudes, got to see what it was like to work at Orange, folding napkin after napkin for free beers and five dollars. I saw a play, very funny. And discovered the joys of Chinatown and Subways.

I will always remember this weekend for the quotes it produced. You may not get it, but I don't give a fuck. This shit is funny.

"We'renowenterin'Chicaagggoooooooo. Nowdon'tfogetyerluggagenowwedon'twantyoutoforgetyerluggage. WatchyerstepnowandhavefuninChicaagggooooooo. Godbless."
-Megabusdriver

"And I was like...right!?"
"So I was like...right!?"
"So I was all...right!?"
-Nik Nerbern

Jeff is about to go order food in Chinatown with Rico dressed as a cowboy:
"If I were Chinese, I'd kill you"
-me to Jeff
"Man, I'm glad you're not Chinese. You've got a short Chinese temper."
-Rico

"What would happen if we both pulled out? We'd get really far apart."
-Harrison on sex

"You guys want some more beers?"
-Gustavo (a 45 year old man) to Nik, Emily and I while working at Orange

Said simultaneously:
"What a pretty piece of wood!"
-Emily
"That's a nice stick!"
-me

"Don't tell the drunk!"
*AA-chu!*
*snap*
-Everyone but Jeff

"Dude, Gustavo just gave me a joint. You wanna go smoke up?"
-Joe to Nik, Emily and I while working at Orange

More quotes happened, but I can't remember shit right now.



Oh, and you can be sure that things got Greasy. I brought a disposable camera to the windy city, but I still got pictures left. I saved them for this weekend. Jason is coming to Minneapolis and he is going to dress up as Legolas. It will be something to remember. After that, I'll upload some shit. You know.



What a lovely weekend. I have to go to the gym.